lusthamster

"Lust Hamster" is like if a poem was awesome.

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Lust Hamster is a hamster that I won at the fair
He came in a sandwich baggie and he smells like syrup
He looks pretty much like a regular hamster 
(a hamster is a small kind of sheep, FYI)
But he loves pornography, and he’s desperate for a kiss
In our country there are many hamsters, and Lust Hamster is an example of one
From California to Delaware, he is the #1 Casanova
I won him playing ring toss ring toss at the fair, he is my property
They said “$20 for 20 rings to win a very sexual animal”
I said fine, whatever, I really don’t give a shit
I have to get out of here and buy some Diet Coke
I’m addicted to Diet Coke and Tostitos as well
When they gave me the Lust Hamster he bit me and then threw up
And then I threw up
I have the Lust Hamster in my purse right now
When you see him, you may want to clap
He loves to bite and I do too
He’s the Lust Hamster (the Lust Hamster).

(Hold up hamster)
(Hold for audience applause)

Thank you. I am Gorman. I love to bite. Lust Hamster.