A WITCH AWOKEN
Home no longer exists. Its empty shell has been corrupted by the flight of monsters and your own unwillingness to clean. It’s such a shame: you used to be so neat. Other issues have taken precedent now.
You move to your computer, where you’re bound to have several panicked texts from Ayumi. You hope she doesn’t think you’re dead.
You pour a glass of wine and begin sipping at it.
== [CHAT LOG: COMMENCE] ==
AYUMI: ohjgmygodsd
AYUMI: lovino are you there
AYUMI: dont’ fuck with me likevthis
AYUMI: oh what am i going to do
LOVINO: Sorry that I died.
AYUMI: what the fuck
AYUMI: im legit staring at your dead body
AYUMI: whoever has his computer stop trolling plz
LOVINO: Turn the camera toward my house. There are two of me now.
AYUMI: oh
LOVINO: I am Lazarus arisen.
AYUMI: what the fuck happened. i saw you get struck by lightning.
AYUMI: your corpse is burning up btw
LOVINO: I died and then I was reborn
AYUMI: observant
LOVINO: There’s also a new outfit, and I’ve gained the capability to fly.
LOVINO: I’m not sure what this all means, and I will update you accordingly.
LOVINO: But for now I should bury my corpseself.
AYUMI: did you ask the kernel
LOVINO: I have no fucking clue how to work that thing.
AYUMI: try ``help``
LOVINO: Gee, thanks.
LOVINO: I think the corpse burying is more important.
AYUMI: at least use it to make computer glasses again so i can keep in fucking touch
AYUMI: it’s scary when marette texts “Oh btw his computer exploded”
AYUMI: “Go check in on him”
AYUMI: Like what am I supposed to do with that
LOVINO: I’ll try dutifully to alert you next time I become a corpse.
AYUMI: yknow id really appreciate it
LOVINO: Anything for you.
== [CHAT LOG: CEASE] ==